This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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