physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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