Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Randomize
