question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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