What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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