i just google imaged poop.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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