hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
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