Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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