So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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