But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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