talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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