spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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