Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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