His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
