Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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