Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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