I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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