Pappa wants mamma naked
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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