Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
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