3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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