Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
operation harelip BJ is a go
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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