In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
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