Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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