I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
How does one acquire holy water?
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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