I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
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