I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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