did you get engaged???
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
