omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
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