No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
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