i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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