i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
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