East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I just blew my weed a kiss
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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