I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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