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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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