I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Randomize
