I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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