Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
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