We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I'm experimenting with sincerity
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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