So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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