Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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