what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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