I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
He did a backflip because drugs
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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