So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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