He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
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We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
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