so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
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