During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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