Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Randomize
