yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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