it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
God, you're like boner-b-gone
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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