Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
