i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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