A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
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