check it out our google latitudes are spooning
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
you inspire me to be a worse person
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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